C Language Pranks
Article 1074 of rec.humor.funny:
From: [email protected]
Subject: malicious #defines
Keywords: computer, original, funny
Message-ID: [[email protected]]
Date: 25 Jan 92 00:30:07 GMT
Approved: [email protected]
Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always
seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines
to keep them busy.
#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define stdout stderr /* No problems, until you pipe it */
#define while(x) if(x)
#define struct union /* Great space saver */
Original, and tested.