C Language Pranks

Article 1074 of rec.humor.funny:

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Subject: malicious #defines
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Date: 25 Jan 92 00:30:07 GMT
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Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always
seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines
to keep them busy.

#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define stdout stderr /* No problems, until you pipe it */
#define while(x) if(x)
#define struct union /* Great space saver */

Original, and tested.