C Language Pranks

Article 1074 of rec.humor.funny:

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From: guy@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: malicious #defines
Keywords: computer, original, funny
Message-ID: [S37b.5047@looking.on.ca]
Date: 25 Jan 92 00:30:07 GMT
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Approved: funny@clarinet.com

Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always
seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines
to keep them busy.

#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define stdout stderr /* No problems, until you pipe it */
#define while(x) if(x)
#define struct union /* Great space saver */

Original, and tested.