C Language Pranks Article 1074 of rec.humor.funny: Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!europa.asd.contel.com!uunet!looking!funny-request From: guy@minster.york.ac.uk Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: malicious #defines Keywords: computer, original, funny Message-ID: [S37b.5047@looking.on.ca] Date: 25 Jan 92 00:30:07 GMT Lines: 18 Approved: funny@clarinet.com Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines to keep them busy. #define main Main /* Now try to link this! */ #define stdout stderr /* No problems, until you pipe it */ #define while(x) if(x) #define struct union /* Great space saver */ Original, and tested. --