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NAME

     sex - have sex



SYNOPSIS

     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...



DESCRIPTION

     sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-

     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they

     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to

     make things more interesting are as follows:



     -1   masturbate



     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option



     -b   buggery



     -B

          bestiality with 



     -c   chocolate sauce option



     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)



     -d

          get a date with the features described in 



     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)



     -f   foreplay option



     -F   nasal sex with plants



     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)



     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)



     -l   leather option



     -m   masochism (see -s)



     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option



     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program

          kills it)



     -o   oral option



     -O   parallel access (orgy)



     -p   debug option (proposition only)



     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)







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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)



     -s   sadism (target must set -m)



     -S   sundae option



     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)



     -w   whipped cream option



     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)



ENVIRONMENT

     LOVERS

          is a list of default partners which will be used if

          none are specified in the command line.  If any are

          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.



FILES

     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality



     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates



     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes



     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment







BUGS

     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.



     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.



MAN AUTHOR

     Author prefers to be anonymous.



HISTORY

     Oldest program ever.