A little UNIX humor

NOTE :

% => user must run C- Shell.
$ => user must run Bourne-Shell


% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].                                                                     
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?  
Too many ('s.
 
% make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me 
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
 
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

% make sense
make: don't know how to make sense. Stop