Win95 Versus Jesus Christ

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth: 

        Jesus                                   Windows 95 




Said, "Surely I come quickly."        |  Has been promised "any day 
                                         now." 


Is taking a lot longer to actually    |  Is taking a lot longer to 
arrive                                   actually arrive. 


Can walk on water.                    |  Can crawl on a 486. 


Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.|  Will be used to judge Bill 
                                         Gates. 


Bible says, "In Him, all things are   |  Windows 95 doesn't even 
possible."                               run all possible Windows 
                                         apps. 


Started life as a carpenter.          |  Turns perfectly good 
                                         computers into furniture. 


Born in a manger.                     |  Resembles something found 
                                         in a barn. 


Remembered for protecting the weak.   |  Has weak memory 
                                         protection. 


Was raised from the dead.             |  Was created from Windows 
                                         3.1. 


Jesus performed great works for       |  Windows 95 multitasking 
the multitudes                           performance barely works. 


Jesus has no sin.                     |  Windows 95 has no shame.



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