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Our little friend, the computer

Are there any OS's that don't suck?

No. See the hall of shame and OSes that suck.

How about any hardware?

The PDP-10 was pretty nice. Pity they stopped making them in '83.

Where can I find clueful tech support?


Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant. Note that this applies both ways (see 4.3)

What can I do to help my computers behave?

Some go for the carrot approach, others the stick, others both. If you favour the carrot, try offering memory upgrades or faster processors. For sticks, try bullwhips. Many computers are easily fooled, so placing a picture of yourself in front of a computer will often cause it to think you are watching and it will be too scared to misbehave.

Remember that if computers are networked, they can talk to each other. That is useful in that you can make an example of one and the others will watch (and hopefully learn).

What's with all the AOL disks?

There is a large amount of speculation on this subject. Some have suggested that AOL is a secret alien plot to use up all the resources and overwhelm the earth with disks, to make mankind easier to conquer. Whatever the reason, they are useful as coasters and as scratch floppies, if nothing else.

See Simons page for AOL disks.

What should I do with all these CD Roms?

Shove them in a microwave for a minute or so, and watch the fun!

Look here for other ideas.

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