Section 1 - User Commands
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Section 2 - System Calls
people fetch a structure containing all ttys, whose owner behaves like a human
Section 3 - C Library Functions
chastise library function to punish users
Section 5 - File Formats
normality definition of what types of normalities different users may have
Section 8 - Maintenance Commands
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