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UNIX Support Line

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Unix support hotline, may I help you? From: toad@cellar.UUCP Keywords: unix, chuckle, true The following is original, but it’s by our entire organization (which, for safety’s sake, must remain anonymous). I work at the...

101 Things not to hear from a SysAdmin

100 Things you Don’t want to hear from your Systems Administrator (origin lost, date < 1998, ending corrupted) Uh-oh..... Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That's SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this..... Hey!! The suns...

Computer Knowledge

Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!ogicse!uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: denelsbe@cs.unc.edu (Kevin Denelsbeck) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Lessons Learned From Comp 4 Keywords: computer, funny Message-ID: [S317.5889@looking.on.ca] Date:...

Awesome UNIX chdir program

Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!swrinde!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!uunet.ca!xenitec!looking!funny-request From: baur@mdcbbs.com (Steve Baur) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: NEED HELP FAST !!!!!!!!! Keywords: original, computer, smirk Message-ID:...