So you’ve bought the enterprise edition of BarTender that allows you to connect multiple machines to a central database? That’s cool, it’s an expensive package so obviously, you need that functionality. Or you’re trying to repoint a machine to a new non-local Bartender Database? Your Central Bartender Database is pretty important! Except it doesn’t work. If you try to …
101 Things not to hear from a SysAdmin
100 Things you Don’t want to hear from your Systems Administrator (origin lost, date < 1998, ending corrupted) Uh-oh….. Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That’s SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this….. Hey!! The suns don’t do this. Terminated??! What software license? Well, it’s doing something….. Wow….that seemed fast….. I got ...