So you’ve bought the enterprise edition of BarTender that allows you to connect multiple machines to a central database? That’s cool, it’s an expensive package so obviously, you need that functionality. Or you’re trying to repoint a machine to...
Ready to update to Windows 10 but your machine still tells you to wait? If you’d like to have it NOW here’s all you need to do. First, navigate to C:\Windows\SoftwareDistrubution\Download (Windows key + R, then type that path and press enter) and delete...
Here’s an easy game to play. Here’s an easy thing to say. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort. And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an...
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said %Let there be light! #Enter user id. %God #Enter password. %Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1....
From alt.sysadmin.recovery Mon Dec 4 22:12:26 1995 Path: sunews!sunsite.doc.ic.ac.uk!lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk!warwick!slxsys!plug.news. pipex.net!pipex!dish.news.pipex.net!pipex!tank.news.pipex.net!pipex!howland.res...
beginner insecure with the concept of a terminal has yet to learn the basics of vi has not figured out how to get a directory still has trouble with typing <RETURN> after each line of input novice knows that `ls’ will produce a directory uses the editor,...
From Dobrica Pavlinusic on Fri, 10 Jan 1997 17:07:53 +0100 (MET) This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. Send mail to mime@docserver.cac.washington.edu for more...
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Unix support hotline, may I help you? From: toad@cellar.UUCP Keywords: unix, chuckle, true The following is original, but it’s by our entire organization (which, for safety’s sake, must remain anonymous). I work at the...
100 Things you Don’t want to hear from your Systems Administrator (origin lost, date < 1998, ending corrupted) Uh-oh..... Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That's SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this..... Hey!! The suns...
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