Select Page

NULL – The Ultimate Computer Language

NULL – The Ultimate Computer Language BASKING RIDGE, NJ – Bell Laboratories has formally announced what it believes is the ultimate computer science language. Described by Iusi Nogoto, the foremost Japanese fourth generation language expert, as “the...

A Humorous Look at the History of DOS

A Humorous Look at the History of DOS How It Came To Pass… Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and...

Diary of an AOL User

Diary of an AOL User. July 18 – I just tried to connect to America Online. I’ve heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I’d better hold onto it incase they don’t ever send me another one! I can’t...

Things you don’t want to hear your System Administrator say

Uh-oh….. Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That’s SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this….. Hey!! The suns don’t do this. Terminated??! What software license? Well, it’s doing something….....

Assembly Language Commands

Al Cmds Forgotten Assembly Language Commands ARG Agree to run garbage BBT Branch on binary tree BBW Branch both ways BEW Branch either way BH Branch and hang BMR Branch multiple registers BOB Branch on bug BOD Beat on drum BOI Byte operator immediately BPDI Be polite,...