Diary of an AOL User

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Diary of an AOL User. July 18 – I just tried to connect to America Online. I’ve heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I’d better hold onto it incase they don’t ever send me another one! I can’t connect. I don’t know what is wrong. July 19 – Some guy …

Things you don’t want to hear your System Administrator say

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Uh-oh….. Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That’s SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this….. Hey!! The suns don’t do this. Terminated??! What software license? Well, it’s doing something….. Wow….that seemed fast….. I got a better job at Lockheed… Management says… Sorry, the new equipment didn’t get budgetted. What do you mean …

Assembly Language Commands

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Al Cmds Forgotten Assembly Language Commands ARG Agree to run garbage BBT Branch on binary tree BBW Branch both ways BEW Branch either way BH Branch and hang BMR Branch multiple registers BOB Branch on bug BOD Beat on drum BOI Byte operator immediately BPDI Be polite, don’t interrupt BPO Branch on power off BST Backspace and stretch tape CEMU …