# COMPUTER SCIENCE HUMOR, old computer jokes from 1997-ish and earlier

UNIX / LINUX / CLASSICS

• New Unix Man Pages

• Unix chdir program

• Assembly Language Commands

• 100 Things said by Sysadmin

• Diary of an AOL Luser

• The History of DOS

• NULL-The Ultimate Computer Language

• Hippocratic Oath of Software Engineers

• Windows95 vs. Jesus Christ

• Win95 Upgrade Source Code

• True History of the Net

• Top 50 Geek Slogans

• Win95 Source Code Revealed

• Unix who(1)'s on what(1)?

• Unix was a Program Gone Bad

• You're from Silicon Valley If...

• Top 10 Features of Windows97

• THE List of Bill Gates Quotes

• Riki Lake Interviews Bill Gates

• Program Development Terminology

• The Problem with HAL

• New Option for IBM-compat. PC

• New Computer Languages

• Microsoft Releases Joe-Bob Software

• The Laws of Programming

• The Last Holdout on Win95

• Idiot's Guide to Windows95

• Lunch, the HP Way

• Guide to Perverse Computing

• God as a Programmer

• Dr Seuss the Technical writer

• A Day in the Life of a SysAdmin

• Complete List of Win95 Error Messages

• You Might be an AOL Addict If...

• Bill Gates' Favorite Anti-Unix Jokes

• Microsoft HQ Moves to S. Georgia

• Hacker Tarot Cards

• MRML-Mind Reading Markup Language

• Politically Correct UNIX

• Problem Report Form

• SysAdmin Support Fees

• ten cmmdts

• Top 10 Ways Internet Could Get Worse

• Unix Command Fun

• Unix Shell Humor

• C Language Pranks

• Computer Knowledge

• Computer Terms

• Data Processing Definitions

• Fast Food the Unix Way

• Hacker Syndrome Paper

• Human DNA

• I'm A Luser

• Know Your Unix SysAdmin

• Mouse Balls

• Network Admin. Job Description

• Nine Types of Users

• Real computer Scientists

• Real Software Engineers

• Shoot Foot

• Become a Unix wizard

• Support Phone Call

• SysAdmin Interview Questions

• Tao of Programming

• Tehno Dweeb Test

• The Walkman Story

• The Apocrypha

• Unix Admin. Horror Stories

• Unix & C Are jokes

• Unix SysAdmin Job Notice

• Computer Horror Stories and Folklore

• "Taking Old Iron Home" Stories

• UNIX License Plate

• The Unix Hierarchy

• The C Hierarchy

• Alt.Sysadmin.recovery

• BOFH - The Bastard Operator From Hell

• The COMPLETE Jargon File

• NEW Issues of BOFH

• Operating Systems That Suck
  
• Evolution of Programmer, from H.S. to CEO

• 12 Step recovery from Windows95

• New Win95 Error List

• Win95 Undocumented Errors

• O/S Chicken Crossing Road

• man page candom

• Sysadmin "Favorite Things" Song

• Telnet Coffee Machine

• Top 10 computer/compiler list

• Various Microsoft Jokes

• Where Is Your Sysadmin

• Just Say No to Bill Gates gif

• Shaq Buys Bill Gates

• How to Program in C

• THE CREATION

• Typical Cybersex

• The Daemon Story

• Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers

• Unix Customer Hotline

• How to Handle Junk Email

• Funny Compiler Messages

• Assembly Language Opcodes

• Complete Dan Quayle Quote Archive

• Cyber Bill Gates.jpg

• Bill Gates Exploding Head

   

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